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i just saw peter crouch in the park and he said that im one of the few people who dont start getting excited asking for photos and autogrpahs so i said its because im not that interested in football. his face dropped and he looked really confused. 

scenephase:

eat-my-bloody-crumpet:

scenephase:

petition for teenage girls to stop marrying each other on facebook

Unless they are actually in love with each other and are actually getting married -.-

ok public apology to all of those 13 year old girls getting legally married to each other

theyre 13, they see it as a cute and funny way of expressing their friendship to eachother. something that doesnt necessitate your banal little joke :) leave them alone :) :) you were 13 too :)

computerheroboy:

Adult Swim making an unholy amount of sense.

i wish i had a game console so i can be unnecessarily hostile towards people who dont have the same game console as me

vxu:

the xbox one sounds so shit that i think it’s actually all an elaborate joke

they made the xbox 360 and the consequence of modification was voided warranty. now theyve created a great piece of hardware, so great that theyre afraid of the power it grants to consumers so instead of the conventional punishment of voiding the warranty they have created sanctions to limit the freedom and usage of it. such as connecting to the internet at least 24 hours, and ALWAYS HAVING A CAMERA AND MICROPHONE HARVESTING YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION OMG WTF IS WITH THAT

im im maths and i started laughing too loudly at a post i had to save it to drafts for later

‎’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no.
And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you out on it (via sourmilf)

I’m really quite angry that I was taught to read word by word in school because I have wasted so much time reading. Since I started this a week ago I can read a whole page in about 20 seconds

Please spread this around, it’s amazing.

12-13 year olds smoking weed in front of me turned around and saw me, panicked and sprinted away for about half a mile

kids these days eh